[After telling his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says well,...– Kurt Vonnegut, Jr (via 909miles)
i would make pancakes everyday if it was socially acceptable.
After such an amazing weekend of miami and delirious nights (I’m wearing a watch, time to make the money) and cuddling and kisses and holding hands and fancy grilled cheese’s (cheesi ?, cheese’ ?) and gelato and entangled naps when we really didn’t intend, nothing just really compares.
sportspage: Members of the Nationals bullpen read passages from Fifty Shades of Grey HAHAHA “I’m SO ready to play baseball”
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change words of a generation just played through the speakers of tiajuana.
My pup hates being IN the bath and having the water on him, but is the happiest dog in the world right when he gets out haha
commence 2 weeks of home alone. try me burglars, im on that macaulay culkin status.
p.s. I will always love you.
using the phrase “tomato, tomato” is really awkward through text…. .…. …yup, its still awkward on here too haha
things kinda suck right now but I know that it would suck a lot more without you.
3 hour bike ride around the world. k night.
Just biked completely across my town.
how i met your mother. always kickin’ me right in the heartsticles.
today i biked to my friend cristina’s house and on the way there, the front tire of my bike decided to come off and i did a pretty SwEeT nose dive. Bikes are still cool though!
yay for watching the how i met your mother episode where Marshall’s dad dies at 2 AM. kill me.